Here are some pictures of Christina Aguilera going to South Beach Nightclub in Miami for her “end of tour” party (her “Back To Basics” tour ended last week). She appears visibly upset in the pictures because they spelled her name incorrectly on the club’s marquee, but it was fixed soon after she got into the club, and she enjoyed herself the rest of the night!

Here are a few pictures of Jessica Simpson hosting the 2nd anniversary of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at Pure in Las Vegas over the weekend. I’m surprised that she’s so covered up, but she looks gorgeous in them! Not pictured here is Eva Longoria, who was also at the event with Jessica, but did not help host it or anything. I guess was there to show her support (the two have apparently become good friends).

Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack have secretly wed according to Us Weekly. According to their story:

The 29-year-old Clueless star, who called off an an engagement to another man just over eight months ago, was spotted partying with Monjack at the Playboy event at the Kentucky Derby on Saturday, where they were both wearing wedding rings.

“[Murphy and Montjack] were drinking Crown Royal, and [they] didn’t want photographers to take pictures of their rings because they were waiting to make a formal announcement on Monday.”

The source adds, “They were dancing in the V.I.P. section and around DJ Reach’s booth. They looked very excited, happy and jovial.”

This is the first time that Brittany Murphy has been married. She previously dated Ashton Kutcher, who I think she went great together with! Is it weird to anyone else that both her and Ashton ended up finding older spouses?

I guess that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are the last two celebrities to still be practicing Kabbalah — it certainly seems like everyone else has moved on to Scientology! Here is a picture of them leaving the Kabbalah Center in Los Angeles. I’m probably alone here, but I actually like the facial hair on Ashton. Does anyone else agree?

Paris Hilton has officially been sentenced to 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license. She feels that it’s an unfair punishment, and that she’s treated differently because she’s a celebrity. She has also fired her publicist, Elliott Mintz, who she blamed for telling her it was okay to drive without a license.